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Peter "The GOAT" Zezima (Created on January 21, 1985) is a thug who is renowned for dominating a game called "RuneScape", because he painstakingly achieved first place in the Hiscores. But he later took a break from the game, because he knew he was too good, and he also had a girlfriend named Rachael at the time, who he later married. On Rachael's YouTube profile it said that she has a 8 month year old son named Poot. Ethan Wade is probably the father of the baby, and thus his mistress Shannon was said to be furious when this information came to light. Zezima is currently pursuing a career in the NBA, having been the 15th pick in the first round of the 2019 NBA Draft, signing to the Boston Celtics.

RuneScape Edit

This text was taken from RuneScape Players Wiki page Zezima (view authors).

Zezima's RuneScape avatar

Peter's RuneScape avatar

Zezima in RuneScape

Peter on RuneScape

As mentioned above, Peter played a game called RuneScape. He was a cyberworld celebrity and Player Moderator who was the highest ranked person in RuneScape overall. Peter gave himself the username "Zezima" in the game. He started playing in 2001, after a friend showed him the game, and has been playing since. He was the first player to achieve level 99 in Slayer, a total level of 1980 and 2079, and one billion experience overall. Zezima has been cited as "arguably the most famous player of the game", and had been quoted in the back of the book Betrayal at Falador. As of August 2012, he is ranked 57th in the RuneScape hiscores.


Offspring of Peter Zezima and Rachael Zezima
Name Birth Death Joined with
Claire Zezima (2009) 29 November 2009